Way too many glue guns

I have no idea why we have this many glue guns. Either my mom is planning on simultaneously counteracting fourteen "I'm rubber, you're glue" fights with literal molten glue or my house is secretly made out of cardboard and glitter and needs a ton of repair work done in the near future.

Tie Dye

This is awesome. I deducted from the fact that this is open that not only do we have it, we use it. We have a kit to make tie dye shirts, and actually do make tie dye shirts. Apparently, the tie dye movement is not dead. It is alive and well in my garage.

Plastic Letters

These spell my name if I were European (Nayte), if I were four years old (Natey), or they could spell something else entirely, like Yeant or Tanye (rhymes with Kanye).

Box of Bagels

A random box of apparently Asian bagels. I'm assuming here, because I can't read Asian characters. They might say "New York Style Bagels" but all I see is...not English.

Random Crap #1 - All-Purpose Joint Compound

12 pounds of All-Purpose Joint Compound. Gonna be honest "All-Purpose" should never be followed by something as specific as "Joint Compound". That's pretty specific. All suggests universal or unlimited, purpose suggests, well...purpose, use. Unlimited potential, like an adhesive or venereal disease, but Joint Compound is a specifier. How many joints need compounding, I mean really? And 12 pounds? Are you crucifying an elephant or something?